Jim Mallet Strikes Back

The hood jerked a gat at my map!

I leapt back!

BANG!!!

MISSED! The slug hit a forehead! SPLAT!

I duck the rod and gut him! He hit the deck! Pat Woodhead shrieked eyes wide in terror!

“You brute Mallet! You brute!”

She was right. I was tough. Tough as a wolf!

The jerk bled on the mat! Punters piled out! I grabbed the slut!

“Listen bitch!” I hissed! “Get me a cab!” She did it!

Back at her dump: I lit a fag!

She had hands like joke shop gloves and a gob to match - and she stank!

GOOD!

The End